Neil Armstrong

Neil Alden Armstrong (August 5, 1930 – August 25, 2012) was an American astronaut and the first person to walk on the Moon. He was also an aerospace engineer, naval aviator, test pilot, and university professor. Before becoming an astronaut, Armstrong was an officer in the U.S. Navy and served in the Korean War. After the war, he earned his bachelor's degree at Purdue University and served as a test pilot at the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics High-Speed Flight Station, now known as the Dryden Flight Research Center, where he logged over 900 flights. He later completed graduate studies at the University of Southern California.

A participant in the U.S. Air Force's Man in Space Soonest and X-20 Dyna-Soar human spaceflight programs, Armstrong joined the NASA Astronaut Corps in 1962. He made his first space flight, as command pilot of Gemini 8, in 1966, becoming NASA's first civilian astronaut to fly in space. On this mission, he performed the first docking of two spacecraft, with pilot David Scott.[2]

Armstrong's second and last spaceflight was as mission commander of the Apollo 11 moon landing, in July 1969. On this mission, Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin descended to the lunar surface and spent two and a half hours exploring, while Michael Collins remained in lunar orbit in the Command Module. Along with Collins and Aldrin, Armstrong was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Richard Nixon; in 1978, President Jimmy Carter presented Armstrong the Congressional Space Medal of Honor in 1978; he and his former crewmates received the Congressional Gold Medal in 2009.

Armstrong died in Cincinnati, Ohio, on August 25, 2012, at the age of 82, after complications from coronary artery bypass surgery.[3] [4]

Appearance: Crazy Rap Battles 3

Opponent: Buzz Lightyear

Verse One
Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon,

I bet you still think it's made of cheese, grow up you buffoon.

You just copied Aldrin with your slappy crappy name,

My rhymes are brought quality, your rhymes are brought lame.

I had the balls to test rockets that weren't even safe,

You're a toy, you aint real, you've not solved a true case.

You're a waste of space and a waste to space,

I mean what the actual fuck? You're as small as a tube of toothpaste.

And if that weren't enough, you got kidnapped,

Oh, of course you're a man, sarcasm you ding bat.

I'm the principle of miracles and lyrical meanings,

So go back to your cowboy, because you've just got a beating!

Verse Two
You broke your wing while trying to fly out of a window,

See, there's the difference, I'm a gremlin, you're the gizmo.

I can go on to dis you all day, but why would I wanna do that?

You're an emo with your hair and scared of pussy cats!